If I were a Survivor...

If I were Steph from the current Survivor, living on the beach all alone, I would spend my entire day giving deadpan interviews to the cameraguys, who are at least as bored as she is. I would mention that it was hard to know who to trust on the island, and that I was rethinking my original alliance with myself. "Is Team Steph the way to go? I've been going along with it because it seemed that was the way the wind was blowing, but now I'm not sure..." (looking wistfully at the sea).