I wrote a hit play!

From the people who brought you the unforgettable Shifty Lady, comes a new play entitled, "How Dare I Act Surprised When I Eventually Get Fired?"

Receptionist (on intercom): Maureen, someone from State Patrol is on line 3.

MJS: Thanks!

[Discussion regarding client ensues, including arranging surrender.]

MJS (to coworker after hanging up): I'm always glad when the cops call and it's about a client rather than about me personally.

CW: Why would the cops call looking for you?

MJS: Well, you never know.

CW: Actually, you do sort of know.

MJS: I guess.

(Awkward silence).

MJS: I was just kidding.

CW: Oh.