Sometimes you're the mouse...

....sometimes you're the ceiling tile. My coworker's husband came to work on Monday morning, and outside his cubicle he found this:





Apparently, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse here was running along the air ducts, knocked a tile loose, and fell with the tile right on top of him. Given my personal views on rodentia and the advisability of letting them live, I couldn't be happier about this story. Of course, because it was Monday morning in cubicle land, there were lots of Office Space-worthy "Monday jokes" flying about.

The best part of this picture is that the ceiling tile is imprinted with the word "SAFE". I'm representing the family of the mouse and suing the manufacturer for false advertising - Ralph would never have run across the tile if he's known it wasn't, in fact, "safe".