See?

All my nonsensical rambling about science and magic being aligned is true. My favorite quote from the story? Glad you asked. According to one subject, "It's really weird," she said. "But since I know they're only able to do this if they have certain machines, I'm not worried that everybody else on the street can read my mind."

Oh, can't they? And by the way, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mum say if she knew what you were thinking? Filthy.