Dieting Assistance

Hello, this is Luisa. I wanted to report that I am helping my person get skinny, not that she appreciates it. Today for lunch, my person made tuna and put it on a green salad. Then she left the room. I naturally assumed that she had changed her mind about lunch, so I enjoyed a little snackie of my own. Doesn't she realize that thanks to me she avoided the calories of tuna salad and burned some more calories chasing me out of the kitchen and waving her arms around? Sometimes I don't know why I bother.