Supernatural

I've realized how my house will sell. I'm including in the purchase price all of the appliances, including the washer and dryer. Make that the magical dryer.

Last night I was washing my bathmat (still trying to keep the place magazine-clean), and threw it into the dryer alone. When it buzzed at me and I went to retrieve it, I found a sock in the dryer with the bathmat. That's right. Apparently my dryer got tired of the hacky Catskills comedians and has begun spontaneously generating socks.

Forget selling it, I'm going to charge tourists $5 a pop to view the Amazing Dryer of Mystery.